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(Source: girl-vs-sex, via fertilizedb0ners)

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liketheesun:

thetallblacknerd:

tarynel:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

This turned me on

I need to like add this permanently to my blog, shit is too relevant

i love this

(via fortheloveofhawaii)

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smokenowsexlater:

bootyfriedrice:

Yes

PERFECTION.

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i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

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kushandwizdom:

House of Hippies

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justanasshole:

Human Centipede: The Prequel

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